Feb 24, 2008 12:34 pm US/Eastern
Baseball Team Looking For A Few Fat Men
MIAMI (AP) ―
The Florida Marlins are looking for some footloose fat men.
The National League team is creating an all-male, plus-size cheerleading squad
to be dubbed the Manatees. Tryouts were scheduled for Sunday.
The team hopes to recruit seven to 10 tubby men to dance,
cheer and jiggle during Friday and Saturday home games this season.
Real manatees, 1,200-pound mammals sometimes referred to as
"sea cows," are not considered the most agile of creatures and often
get caught in boat propellers.
The Marlins want their Manatees to have the same dimensions,
but to be decidedly more agile. Men will be judged on how well they dance a
choreographed routine.
The Marlins already have a cheerleading squad, the
considerably more svelte Mermaids.
Men selected for the Manatees won't be paid. They'll get
tickets to games they perform at, and the honor of dancing in front of crowds
that have been smallest in major league baseball for the last two seasons.
The Marlins aren't the only pro sports team capitalizing on
Americans' expanding waistlines. The Chicago Bulls basketball team have the
Matadors, a big-man dance troupe that's entertained fans at home games since
2003.
And although cheerleaders might be an unfamiliar site in
baseball, big men aren't, as fans have long cheered on the likes of Babe Ruth
and Kirby Puckett.
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